Well then - this is nice isn't it? Welcome to the Gnome Hole. What? Whats that? (I hear you cry with indulgent tones?) Well my little pickle, sit back and let me tell you a story. It's the story of truth and despair. It's a story of gnomes and sheep. It's the story of PHP and toothpaste.
Once upon a time there was a thing called "FaceSpace" and we all used it to make each other happy and to be pirates of the internet. We was well l88t.
Then the vampires and poker-demons came upon one young gnome and he thought - "Hold On A Blinkin' Moment! - I can do better than that!"
So he did. This is that dream come to some virtual-reality.
The Gnome Hole is a community forum - cum - homepage - cum - pimp magnet for the rest of the world to use and abuse. Please feel free to make yourself at home and press those CTRL and D buttons on your key pad now to make sure you can come back again swiftly and with alacrity. We love you you see.
I have no care for telling you about my friends band. I have care for selling you a bigger penis. I want nothing more than to tell you that I represent a firm of solicitors in Botswana who are holding the sum of $400,000,000 in your name - if you reply swiftly and let me have your account details we can merge the money into your savings and the Prince in exile will be able to take his throne and peace shall come to the vale; meaning all the hobbits can dance again in the Beltaine light from 1000 bonfires and the wicked witch shall be vanquished! HA!
No really - that's not the point either. Take it or leave it - it's all the same to us! Enjoy and tell your mates - who might be able to join also. Use the forums and the pages and the stuff and rejoice - for this is free and there shall never be a cost to it. There will never be a mailing list that I can sell and retire to Wales. (sigh). Oh well - have fun - that's the main thing really.
