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Well then - this is nice isn't it? Welcome to the Gnome Hole. What? Whats that? (I hear you cry with indulgent tones?) Well my little pickle, sit back and let me tell you a story. It's the story of truth and despair. It's a story of gnomes and sheep. It's the story of PHP and toothpaste.
Once upon a time there was a thing called "FaceSpace" and we all used it to make each other happy and to be pirates of the internet. We was well l88t.
Then the vampires and poker-demons came upon one young gnome and he thought - "Hold On A Blinkin' Moment! - I can do better than that!"
So he did. This is that dream come to some virtual-reality.

The Gnome Hole is a community forum - cum - homepage - cum - pimp magnet for the rest of the world to use and abuse. Please feel free to make yourself at home and press those CTRL and D buttons on your key pad now to make sure you can come back again swiftly and with alacrity. We love you you see.
I have no care for telling you about my friends band. I have care for selling you a bigger penis. I want nothing more than to tell you that I represent a firm of solicitors in Botswana who are holding the sum of $400,000,000 in your name - if you reply swiftly and let me have your account details we can merge the money into your savings and the Prince in exile will be able to take his throne and peace shall come to the vale; meaning all the hobbits can dance again in the Beltaine light from 1000 bonfires and the wicked witch shall be vanquished! HA!

No really - that's not the point either. Take it or leave it - it's all the same to us! Enjoy and tell your mates - who might be able to join also. Use the forums and the pages and the stuff and rejoice - for this is free and there shall never be a cost to it. There will never be a mailing list that I can sell and retire to Wales. (sigh). Oh well - have fun - that's the main thing really.

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Gnome News : And the winner is?????
Posted by wondergnome on 2008/6/23 14:29:42 (4 reads)

So - who was the winner of the news quiz?

Will there be another one? Yes - starts now. PM me for the winner of the last one

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Gnome News : Nice pub a'gonna!
Posted by wondergnome on 2008/6/21 3:41:56 (4 reads)

O'Neils

well - the burgers were nasty anyway!

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Gnome News : Welsh Aliens
Posted by wondergnome on 2008/6/21 3:39:14 (5 reads)

Just to not let the Celtic side down.

ALIENS!

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Gnome News : British Government UFO Coverup?
Posted by h0_0b on 2008/6/4 16:00:00 (6 reads)

Well no, so much for all the UFO media hype over the years. Instead it seems the MOD were not, to coin a phase "bothered".

Extracts taken from recently released files from the National Archives.

The sole interest of the Ministry of Defence in UFO reports is to establish whether they reveal anything of Defence interest (eg. Intruding aircraft). Reports are sent to operations staff who examine them as part of their normal duties. There is no unit within the Ministry upon the subject on a full-time basis.

The Ministry of Defence does not deny that there are strange things to see in the sky. It believes, however,that there are adequate material explanations for these. Satellite debris re-entering the earth's atmosphere, ball lightning, unusual cloud formations; meteorological balloons, aircraft lights, aircraft at unusual angles etc. We are aware of independent scientific studies into UFOs, notably the report produced by the University of Colorado in 1969. This concluded that 90% of all UFO reports proved to be plausibly related to ordinary phenomena.

Still it's good to know at least UFOs were being taken seriously in the House of Lords.

House of Lords Wednesday 7th April 1982
Extract from the UFO Sighting Reports: Security

Lord Wade: My Lords, may I ask which Ministry is responsible for UFOs?

Viscount Long: None, my Lords. Reports come into
the Ministry of Defence, and anyone can take them
from there.

Viscount St. Davids: My Lords, has anybody yet
found an empty beer can marked, "Made in
Centaurus ", or any similar object? Until they have, will the ministry deal with these matters with very considerable scepticism, please!

Viscount Long: My Lords, I am not the Minister for conservation, if it is a question of beer cans.

Lord Morris: My Lords, if something is said to be
unidentified, how can it possibly be said to exist?

Viscount Long: A very good question, my Lords.

Lord Leatherhead: My Lords. can the Minister tell us whether any of the unidentified flying objects are Ministers who are fleeing from the Cabinet just now?

Viscount Long: No, my Lords.

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Gnome News : prizes and oddness
Posted by wondergnome on 2008/5/30 6:50:00 (10 reads)
Gnome News

k- here's the deal. If you post something for Gnome News that's good - the best of these posts shall have a prize at the end of every month.
AND IT SHALL BE A GOOD PRIZE!

(but I get to choose it.)

I'm winning at the moment - so that's ok.
I'm judge and jury and we can look at the read stats for each news topic also - so that's good.

Get posting and have fun. June shall have it's first pize and we can rant about the prize in the forum.

Cheers

Rob

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