Well then - this is nice isn't it? Welcome to the Gnome Hole. What's that? (I hear you cry with indulgent tones?) Well my little pickle, sit back and let me tell you a story. It's the story of truth and despair. It's a story of gnomes and sheep. It's the story of PHP and toothpaste. In an effort to make "Facespace" go away and the web become the web again, I give you this token offering.
The Gnome Hole is a community forum - cum - homepage - cum - pimp magnet for the rest of the world to use and abuse. Please feel free to make yourself at home and press those CTRL and D buttons on your key pad now to make sure you can come back again swiftly and with alacrity. We love you you see.

Take it or leave it - it's all the same to us! Enjoy and tell your mates - who might be able to join also. Use the forums and the pages and the stuff and rejoice - for this is free and there shall never be a cost to it. There will never be a mailing list that I can sell and retire to Wales (sigh). Oh well - have fun - that's the main thing really.